Moonfall (2022)
Patrick Wilson and Halle Berry star in this flop. The moon turns out to be a dyson sphere, cue another level of concern. Rotten, it isn’t 1995 anymore. Surprisingly forgettable and a predestined failure. TPTB could easily have said: no, no, that’s too stupid. I simply cannot make this. Fuzz Aldrin the 🐈 lives.

Best Line:
“What would ( Read more... )

The Big Hit (1998)
Melvin (Mark Wahlberg) is a hitman whose associates are Crunch (Bokeem Woodbine), Cisco (Lou Diamond Phillips) and Vince (Antonio Sabato Jr). They go to kill some bad guy  and his minions. Melvin does all the work as he flies through the air with John Woo like grace. Their boss is Paris (Avery Brooks)
Poor Melvin has problems. His ( Read more... )

65 (2023)

Adam Driver fights dinosaurs. And the asteroid is coming. Earth is a hellscape full of hyper aggressive dinos. Driver and some bimbo are aliens. They have to get to an escape vessel. This is very boring and very underlit. Driver bellows warnings, sappy music plays and an annoying kid does dumb stuff. They are very much alone but will ( Read more... )

Cooperland

There are Coopercons and talk of how 40 books have been written on Cooper. People wonder if the Dan Cooper name came from a Belgian/French Canadian comic called 'Dan Cooper'. This case is mysterious. This show prompts no gasps of admiration. The 'Dan Cooper' author worked with the creator of 'TinTin' and his work only was published in ( Read more... )

Quality Of Mercy

Kirk debuts as TPTB remake 'Balance Of Terror'. There is a map of the neutral zone/Romulan Star Empire seen. Pike annoys as he sees a version of his future and a 'Wrath Of Khan' era uniform is seen. Pike sees a alternate future. Sam Kirk is a jealous little turd. Pike thinks Kirk would start a war with the Romulans but Pike is the ( Read more... )

The Marchioness
The over-entitled Holmes spouts his usual guff at an NA meeting to justify his copious drug usage and then Mycroft shows up. Holmes shouts and is extremely difficult. Mycroft’s ex-fiancée Nigella Mason needs assistance regarding her stallion Silver Blaze and a murder. Holmes trivialises his sins re: Nigella. Mycroft is opening a ( Read more... )

Prime Suspect
A girl is kidnapped at her birthday party by the clown. The father (Neil Patrick Harris of ‘Starship Troopers’) is noncooperative. The kidnapping has to do with his work on the Riemann Hypothesis. Meanwhile Alan plans to sell the house.
TPTB hint at Don/Amita again. Don and co work to foil the kidnappers. Don chews gum. Charlie buys the ( Read more... )

Four Feet Under
Well the shooting at the end of 1x05 wasn’t just a murder attempt it was a murder. Willard Cates is dead and Kanin spies on the funeral while furiously talking to himself. He calls Luke “James Dean jnr” and mutters the decidedly odd funeral is “different”.Tyler Creed is naturally the prime suspect. Luke sulks around being a jackass ( Read more... )

Excitable Boy

Tyler Creed is gross with Miranda. So when she is assaulted, Kanin suspects him. Miranda is not a Wolf Lake native after all. Both she and Kanin seem unaware of what the Wolf Lake residents are despite ample clues like the creepy statue near the dive bar.

If anyone wonders why this show was axed after only 9 episodes look no further ( Read more... )

Tastes Like Chicken
Nancy (Bob’s wife from ‘Maximum Bob’) attends an addiction group run by the Sherriff. Is wolf transformation an addiction now like ‘magicks’ on ‘Buffy’? The Cates men folk play pool until pa Cates keels over. Luke is a prat. Meanwhile Kanin looks into a murder, it seems a serial killer has returned. Whoever could it be? Could it ( Read more... )